**insert cricket chirping noise here**
Yeahhh...ummm....
How about this:
I can't keep a plant alive to save my friggin life. We bought two plants to stick in the corners of our living room, and I'm having a hell of a time keeping them green.
Yes, as you can see, I even have Aqua Globes, and they're STILL dying. The only thing I can figure out is it's because I'm a vampire and work at night, and Felix is at work all day, so the poor things never get any sunlight because I keep the house as dark and dreary as possible in order to catch some zzz's.
Oh...what is this? Both Aqua Globes are empty?
Damn.
I guess i should go ahead and fill those up.
2 comments:
Aqua Globes...how gadgety!
love, mom
Buy a cactus.
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