Overheard in the Grocery Store.

I cruised through Giant Eagle tonight to grab a few things and was standing in the frozen food aisle when I overheard the following conversation between a little girl and her apparently soon-to-be-stepfather:

little girl: "Are you married?!"
man: "no"
Little girl: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
man: "oh sure! I have lots of 'em!"
little girl: "REALLY?"
man: "Suuuuure!"
little girl: "Does that mean you're cheating on my mommy?!"
man: "Oh trust me, I couldn't cheat on your mommy. Your mommy would cut something off of mine that is really important."
little girl: "oh"